About us
Hiss and Tell has solved more mysteries than any agency in the borough, including who opened the biscuit tin and why the curtains look like that.
Our detectives work quietly, sit on the evidence, and take a long nap before reporting. Results are delivered by staring.
The team
Inspector Whiskers
Lead Detective
Stares at a suspect until they confess to something, anything.
Sergeant Paws
Surveillance
Watches the window for hours and misses nothing, except the point.
Constable Biscuit
Evidence Handling
Keeps all evidence in a safe place, usually under the sofa.