Price List: What It Costs to Find Almost Anything
Our fees, set out plainly, with notes on what is included and what is merely implied.
Agency News: Constable Fig Promoted to Detective After Sleeping Through a Burglary
A press note on the promotion of our most restful colleague.
Cold Case Corner: Who Moved the Sofa Cushion in 2019
Thoughts on an unsolved mystery which has haunted this agency for several years.
Agency Memo: New Rules for the Use of the Magnifying Glass
An internal reminder that the glass is for looking, not for setting things on fire.
Letter to a Client Who Believes Her Neighbour Is a Dog in a Hat
We respond to a worried correspondent with professional calm and a minor amount of delight.
The Case of the Vanishing Hair Tie: A Full Investigative Report
Chief Inspector Whisker Noir recounts how a hair tie disappeared and reappeared under a fridge.